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#1 by whatchamuhchick on May 22, 2010 - 7:57 pm
This is the most disgusting, depraved an all-around putrid move I have ever seen!!! I watch it full-though one time and it just got more and more disgusting and disturbing the later into the movie it got. The whole time, I wanted to throw up. Anyone who finds such ideas as moms and sisters wanting to have sex with their son and brother and a dad trying to pimp them off to him, teenagers being killed and mutilated in brutal, graphic and ridiculous ways, a young girl making out with a woman old enough to be her great, great grandma and having lots of thick saliva being strung from their mouths, or an entire family including parents, grandparents and children watching as a vibrator comes flying out of their teenage girl’s vagina *funny* have some serious issues and should seek therapy right away!
Rating: 1 / 5
#2 by Azien Munro on May 22, 2010 - 10:27 pm
I saw this in the theater with my dad. We walked out grossed and white faced. This movie had more toilet jokes than Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Scary Movie, Freddy Got Fingered all put together. This movie had scenes that would offend anybody. Molly Ringwald swears all the time in this, nothing like her sweet 80s movies like 16 Candles, Pretty In Pink, or The Breakfast Club. She never swore like that before. The whole film did have a couple funny parts in it but was over all disgusting. Save your money! This movie was more than just 18A, it should be Restricted.
Rating: 1 / 5
#3 by Michael Bolts on May 22, 2010 - 10:45 pm
where do I start with this sucky potstinky, crappy, smelly, awful, spoof of spoofs that really suck. though my favorite person here is the wannabe chinese kid. otherwise it is like, kill me now. how awful could it of gotten, awful. with crude and distasteful jokes that just get to old, this one shouldnt of happened period.
Rating: 1 / 5
#4 by Claire Decock on May 23, 2010 - 1:23 am
This movie starts out with a teenage girl masturbating and being walked in on by her dad, her brother, her grandmother, two little kids, and a priest. Once they’re all in her presence, the object she’s masturbating with flies out onto her birthday cake.
Needless to say, this is NOT a movie for kids, and not funny enough for adults either.
Rating: 2 / 5
#5 by Anonymous on May 23, 2010 - 3:55 am
I don’t know what the hell I was smokin’ when I was under the blissful inllusion that this might actually be a decent movie. I have never been smokin’, I am not currently stoning, and I have no plans of ever puffin’ the magic dragon, so what was wrong with me?
I used to joke with friends when they would talk about NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, by saying “Yeah, I know you don’t like that they made another one, but what’s it called?” Now, when they are talking about NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, my response is always an energetic “You can say that again(and again.)”
Was there ever a more plotless, boneheaded, out and out boring comedy than NATM? Well, yeah, actually, but not a whole lot. I think it says something about the collective sense of humor of the current teenage generation that some faceless, dimwitted cardboard cut-out known only as “The token black guy” qualifies as an interseting character.
Rating: 1 / 5